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ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

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what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

Text 22 Apr 301,469 notes

jackfrostftw:

what time is it

tumblr time

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procrastination

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moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit

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tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

Video 22 Apr 191,710 notes

landofmusicandfandoms:

is that rose lalonde

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furbychild:

talk furby to me

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catswithbenefits:

the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit

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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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